Sample Menu

Starters from 4 whole pounds and 25 pee

We use lovely local ingredients so our menu varies from day to day depending on what nice things we have. There are a few favourite dishes on here that will certainly be here on the day you come and visit and probably there will be some new ones and some old ones on there too. Have a wee look and see what takes your fancy.

Soup

Tatties and leek soup de loop
4 whole pounds and 25 pee for all our soup and bread too

Spicy battered king prawns

A classic our way slightly spicy battered king prawns on a bed of crunchy lettuce with a hot Marie (not me tho) Rose sauce, a delightful cocktail indeed
5 pounds 95

Leek & goat’s cheese tart

The queen of hearts made our Leek and goats cheese tart, served with mixed up salad
5 pounds and 60 pees

Glasgae tart

Glasgae tarts we luv em, delicious courgette, tomato, onion
and aubergine on a pastry tart with Billy Goat’s cheese
5 pounds 95 pee

Black pudding

Cilla black is back in black in a pudding, with salad, apples,bacon and Parmesan, contains black pudden and a wee fried quails egg on top
As a starter 4.80 pounds or as a main 6.95 pounds

Roasted sweet potato & goat’s cheese

Roast sweetest potato tossed about with some yummy goats cheese to give a wee hint of summer including tomato in this salad
As a starter 4.65 pounds or as a main 6.60 pounds

Roasted peppers

Stuffed full to bursting roasted peppers with lentils and goats cheese a yummy wee starter or a light lunch
4 pounds 65 pee as a starter or 6 pounds 50 pee as a main

Smoked salmon terrine

Smoked Salmon terrine with lovely layers of luscious asparagus and served with cream cheese and oatcakes
5 hundred and 80 pennies

If there’s something you fancy and you don’t see it on our menu, just ask your server and we’ll see what we can do for you!

Mains from 7pounds 75 pence

We offer a variety of traditional dishes, inspired by British cuisine…but mainly Scotland ;).

Butterfly and piglet burger

Butterfly and piglet burger, comes with kitchen made space mayonnaise, chips and or make it a cheeky cheese please burger with Mature cheddar, Brie or blue cheeeeeeeseeee

7pounds 75 pence plus 75 pee for cheese

Burger Toppings-egg , onions , tomato, gherkin, mushroom, jalopenos, chillies for each topping add 80p except rich mans bacon add 100p

Fish & chips

Tittys traditional fish and chips, battered to death haddock wi’ mushy peas (all veggies beware they have nasty ham through the peees) and a slice of lemon. (Please be careful there may be one or two bones in the fish they had to move about you know)
10pounds 50pence

Fish cakes

Haddie hannan finny fanon cooked in lemony butter………mmmmmmm, with mash-ed potatoes and poachy the egg
10 pounds 50 pee

Chicken burger

I feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight…fried chicken breast in a bun with tomato, leaves, bacon, cheese and chips of course.
8 pounds 80p

Sirloin steak

Sirloin steak certainly is a handsome catch for a princess , with his dedicated followers mushrooms, tomato and lord peppercorn and chips
15smackaroos 90p

Steak sannerwich

Mmmmm! homer said to the steak sannerwedge, olive oil, mustard and our own toast is that not what you put in a toaster, cost a little bit more but is finest beef and hens finest egg fried on top
11pounds 00moooos

Veggie frittata

Veggie frittata, like an omelette but not quite, done in a pan served with a side salad
9 bucksamondo

Bangers & mash

Bang and the dirt is gone! Bangers and mash our way with sausage, onions, gravy and mash of course
9 whole pounds 50pee

Gammon steak

ATTENTION PLEASE!!! An old fave is back with gusto, Gammon Steak with a baked pineapple, fried egg and of course chips. It simply doesn’t get any better, trust me.
11 pounds 50pee

Steak pie

Steak pie for meat lovers everywhere the size of Desperate Dan with poofy puff pastry and token baby tatties and veg on the side
10 pound 50p

……and if you can squeeze in a wee bit more, choose from our homemade deserts and delights